Good evening! I would like to personally introduce you to the concept of stress free random selection cooking. Also referred to as a 'Throw Together.'
 Some nights us House Bitches feel the need to tear our hair out, fill up the bath with bubbles and drink half a bottle of wine. But then who would feed the children? That being said, here is a quick alternative to the usual meal planning. Take that meat out of the fridge that needs used, open up the cupboard and remove those items that haven't been looked at in a while. Canned goods are easily mixed.
Picture
Begin with rice. Get it boiling, cause this wont take long.

Follow with your meat. Add some spices, add some pineapple. Note that cinnamon sounds like a one trick pony, but add a little to everything and you will notice how versatile it really is.

Add a little chicken powder and butter to your rice for flavoring.

Picture
Coors Light. A little for the food, a little for you. Don't forget to cook with beer occasionally. It happens to work wonders when used right.


Pour enough in to sizzle. It will cook in.

Picture
Up next is the bacon. Freaking delicious.

Once again, cook with cinnamon, pineapple and beer. Let it sizzle until you are drooling from the scent alone!

    After this, you will want to chop up your bacon, and mix everything you have prepared together. This includes the rice, the beef, the bacon, the cooked pineapple, and also the canned goods. I used cream of chicken, cream style corn, and green beans.
    Another something to try... take the rest of your pineapple and fry it in bacon grease (or with the bacon.) Use as a topper for the final product. Place your covered dish in the oven at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Take 15- 25 minutes to yourself. Clean up the kitchen,  drink your drink, have a cigarette... whatever it is you do.
    Finally, don't forget to eat. Congratulate yourself for being such a creative cook. And have a good night. :)
    Sincerely, Your local House Bitch



Leave a Reply.

    Author

    Danielle is 21 years old, lives in Jerome, ID and she sells Mary Kay. She has a passion for life and is here to share it.

    Archives

    December 2013
    November 2013

    Categories

    All